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"To all Social Services / Child Protection Services / Department of Child Services / Human Services Worldwide :"

Protecting Children 207ae"Congratulations! You have embarked on a great adventure. Kidnapping a child is probably unlike anything you have done before. If you are a first-time kidnapper you may be hesitant; perhaps you have lingering scruples. It is true you will probably do irreparable harm to the child. Children in care more often become involved in drugs, alcohol, and crime, become pregnant as teenagers, perform poorly in school, join gangs, and commit suicide.

But look at the advantages! You can be sure of reaching your targets and making lots of money. YOU call the shots! What could be more rewarding? And a little extra cash each month never hurts, eh?

Few people realize how easy abduction is. It happens 1,000 times a day, mostly by social workers! So if you’re thinking, “I could never get away with it,” wake up! Millions do. In fact many only realize the possibility when they become victims. Then they invariably say, “If only I had known how easy it is I would have done it sooner!” So don’t be caught off guard. Read on, and discover the exciting world of child kidnapping and extortion.

If you are a social worker the best time to snatch is soon after your victims have a new child or pregnancy. Once you have what you want, you will realize that the parents are no longer necessary.

A social worker should consider snatching as soon as they can. Once you have the child, you have pretty much won the game. You will always be at an advantage, who will believe the parents in a family court ?  But hey, you have the kid.  You wont be held accountable, and the family courts will protect you 100 %.

Surprise is crucial for an elegant abduction.  Wait until the other parent is away, has just that minute given birth. 

Don’t worry about the child’s effects, there is funding for them. The more you children you snatch , the better your targets and cash flow. You also want to achieve the maximum emotional devastation the parents. Like the terrorist, you want to impress with how swift, sudden, and unpredictable your strike can be.

Kidnapping the child without a court order is illegal, but the police will turn a blind eye. The police will make the case a low priority, and if you are a social worker you will never be prosecuted.  In the meantime claim to have established a “stable routine” and that returning the child (or even visits) would be “disruptive.”  Anything that keeps the child in your possession and away from their parents works to your advantage.

Find superficial ways to appear cooperative.  Inform the parents of your decisions (after you have made them).  At the same time avoid real cooperation. The judge will conclude that the parents “wont co-operate” and leave you in charge. Since it is standard piety that parents should ”cooperate,” the easiest way to sabotage them reclaiming the child is to be as uncooperative as possible.

Go to court right away. The more aggressive you are with litigation the more it will appear you have some valid grievance. The judge and lawyers will be grateful for the business you create. Despite professions of heavy caseloads, courts are under pressure to channel money to lawyers, whose bar associations appoint and promote judges.  File a motion for forced adoption, and get a restraining order to keep the parents from seeing their children.  (A nice touch is to say they are planning to “kidnap” them or cause them emotional harm.)  Or have them restricted to supervised visitation.

Going to court is also a great opportunity to curtail anything you dislike about the parents. If you think they may go to the press, get an injunction against them discussing it.  Do they complain or report you ?  Getting a court order is easier than you think.
False allegations of physical.  Sexual and emotional harm are also helpful.  Accusing a parent of abusing their own children is very easy and can be satisfying for its own sake.

Don’t worry about proving the charges.  An experienced judge will recognize trumped-up allegations. This is not important, since no one will ever blame the judge for being “better safe than sorry,” and accusations create business for his cronies. You yourself will never have to answer for false charges. The investigation also buys time during which you can further claim to be establishing a routine while keeping the parents at a distance and programming the children against them.

Abuse accusations are also marvelously self-fulfilling. What more logical way to provoke a parent to lash out than to take away their children?  Parents naturally become violent when someone interferes with their children. This is what parents are for. The more you can torment them with the ruin of their family, home, livelihood, savings, and sanity, the more likely that they will self-destruct, thus demonstrating their unfitness.

Get the children themselves involved. Children are easily convinced they have been abused. Once the suggestion is planted, any affection from their parents will elicit a negative reaction, making your suggestion self-fulfilling in the child’s mind.

Dripping poison into the hearts of their children can be gratifying, and it is a joy to watch the darlings absorb your hostility. Young children can be filled with venom fairly easily just by telling them how bad their parents are as frequently as possible.

Older children present more of a challenge. They may have fond memories of the love and fun they once experienced with them. These need to be expunged or at least tainted. Try little tricks like saying, “Today you will be seeing your parents, but don’t worry, it won’t last long.”  Worry aloud about the parent’s competence to care for the child or what unpleasant or dangerous experience may be in store during the child’s visit.  Sign the child up for organized activities that conflict with the parents visits. Or promise fun things, like a trip to Disneyland, which then must be “cancelled” to visit their parents.

You will soon discover how neatly your techniques reinforce one another. For example, marginalizing the parents and alienating the child become perfect complements merely by suggesting that the parents are absent because they do not love them. What could be more logical in their sweet little minds!

And what works with children is also effective with judges. The more you can make the children hate their parents the easier you make it to get the forced adoption or the care order.

Remember too, this guide is no substitute for a good lawyer, since nothing is more satisfying than watching a hired goon beat up the child’s parents in a courtroom.

And now you can do what you like! You can warehouse the kids to paedophiles (or whatever)." ~ Erin Brockovich

 

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